Just a Little Hole in the Wall
I came across one of these in a Minnesota bathroom years ago. But it was more of a wall than a table, and by wall I mean gloryhole.
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So, this is how this is going to go. You give me thirty dollars, plus an undetermined amount for shipping. I put this on a bus from Bumfuck, and you have to go down to the Greyhound station to get it....
View ArticleMmm Mmm Good
Inspiring Hint O’ Chicken Bath Salts™ available in these great scents: Rumcake Strawberry Strawberry Shortcake Strawberry Rumcake Rumberry Rumberry Strawcake Strawrum Shortberry Rumcake NO DYES* *Not...
View ArticleSpare No Expense
Wow, yarn and construction paper. That’s pretty lux. I think Justin and Jessica had one of these over the sheet cake.
View ArticleWhen it Rains, it Pours
“This is a cute little umbrella!” said no one in the world, ever.
View ArticleWar and Piece of Crap
Don’t judge a book by its cover! Judge it by the hideous shit hot glued all over it.
View ArticleMore Noncycling
non·cy·cle [non-sahy-kuhl] 1. To take a piece of garbage and turn it into a different piece of garbage 2. To take an object that still has some useful purpose and turn it into a piece of garbage “Mary...
View ArticleWE GOT A SITUATION
(Ed. note – Everyone here has the flu, so you’ll be getting flashbacks for the next couple days) These beautiful lampshades are from Not Too Shabby New Jersey on Etsy. If you’re anything like me, you...
View ArticleGuessing Game of Thrones
Ringo Starr and Donatella Versace? Danny Trejo and Sally Struthers? Wait, I got it!
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